Australian

An american but with spiders and shit.

"you australians are just americans but with spiders and shit"

-TommyInnit

by American with spider November 3, 2020

Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.

I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?

by boredworker55 March 18, 2011

Australian

The language of retards

Oi Cunt I speak Australian m8

by Huge FAt CAck December 16, 2021

Australian Home Run

A foul ball that goes over the backstop.

Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.

"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"

No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?

"Hahaha, good one"

by Ollie Churpuzzi April 26, 2021

Australian fondue

Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.

"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"

by lyoghs March 13, 2021

Australian anus aardvark

When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.

Male:.....slithering penis.

Female:Whatchu doing

Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.

by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019

Australian kiss

Like a French kiss but down under and outback

Have you ever had a Australian kiss

by Pook831 March 1, 2024