A weird species which look and sound exactly like humans but are the evil hell spawn which infest the human kind and must be exterminated to advance the human race. Known for being really hard to kill (Probably because their 'cops' keep on arresting me for aggravated assault).
Me: Have you heard the Australian species
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
You: Take your meds bro... its been years since the accident.
by 239429034802 July 25, 2024
by Ciquante dix-neuf March 08, 2022
someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
by the penn November 28, 2019
The drunk Australian man is the finest example of human evolution in history, when the drunk Aussie man comes home after drinking with "The Boyz" ( a small pack of drunk Aussie males) he comes home and sees his little boy and GIVES THAT LIL BITCH A BACKHAND "the lil bitch boy backhand is a defence mechanism developed be the drunk aussie males after realising that their son will be nothing like them.
by Jenno the strayan cunt February 15, 2018
The Australian headbutt is the act of smacking a man in the testicles with another pair of testicles. This act is a descendant of the Egyptian Sand Goggles.
by Ripn888 October 04, 2021
Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others
by D. Bear October 27, 2021
Friend 1: how was your date last night?
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
by Cumming&going June 08, 2019