Dr. Swift

Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.

Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"

by Hym Iam September 25, 2023

Taylor Mf Swift

Taylor the mother of all

I love Taylor Mf Swift so much

by biotchslay April 27, 2023

IX Swift

IX Swift is a player in a game called creative destruction that has no skill

IX Swift is the worst player on team ix

by [e-mail] April 24, 2021

Swift-Pie

When you’re 69ing and the girl swiftly sits on your dick, just as you begin to cum.

It was legendary, she was sucking my dick and finished it off with a swift-pie

by Andrew30 October 25, 2020

swift, the discord user

Swift, the person who says funny things and more in etc.
He says deez nuts jokes.

He's also named Monke man

I met swift, the discord user yesterday!

by Swifsu February 21, 2023

swift, the discord user

Swift is a person who has a silly name and says silly things,
they're also named Monke man.

I met swift, the discord user

by Swifsu February 21, 2023

pct swiftness

A faggot; a man who sucks big penis; a lambe Pinga; sucks at COD

Bro, you're a Pct swiftness. (Bad connotation.

by Anthothefag November 19, 2016