Brown Scooby

The act of straddling a person's back, and sliding up and down on them, while defecating. Keep layering the feces to form a 'Cake of Shit.'
Congratulations,
You have achieved Brown.

Chris: Hey, give me a Brown Scooby right now Kyle, you bitch.
Kyle: *Performs Scoobening*

by Korogum March 5, 2015

brown zero

Similar to ground zero which is the site directly under the detonation of a nuclear weapon. Brown Zero is the area affected by a fart. Usually limited to a room unless the door was left open and it was really raunchy.

After I ate that big bowl of chili, my fiancee was caught at brown zero when I let one rip.

by computernut October 3, 2009

brown circle

An insult show choir kids use to insult other show choir kids

Lewis: your solo sucked you're such a brown circle!
Tracy: *cries*

by courtneylynnok May 26, 2016

Smokey Brown

Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"

by ThatStankDank June 9, 2014

brown lining

The opposite of silver lining. When good (or bad) news includes worse, additional information.

Boss: Well, Jimmy, you got the internship!

Jimmy: Dope.

Boss: ...the brown lining is its unpaid.

Jimmy: Rats.

by BobbyStompy February 26, 2011

Brown Lollipop

Blowing my boyfriend so hard he shits

Heather loves giving her boyfriend David a brown lollipop.

Heather: I can't wait to go home and give David a brown lollipop
Willow: How many licks does it take to get to the center of David's brown lollipop?
Heather: *in tootsie pop owl voice*

One....Two....Three..*makes fart noises with mouth*
Willow: Daaaaaaaaamm girl!! Just remembered, a courtesy flush is a must!!

by Pussy Willow May 11, 2023

Brown Sword

When she gets shit on your dick.

Damn Bitch! You gave me a Brown Sword

by Snell Dawg October 2, 2018