I know that your wife but I gotta clap her cheeks for national thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day.
by Sleezy Breezy June 26, 2019
Get the National thats your wife but I’m fuckin her day mug.June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self
"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"
by Lourtlza October 20, 2023
Get the National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day mug.Celebrate August 2nd by making an ice cream sandwich or colour something in a colouring book! Now I want to eat a ice cream sandwich right now! Are there any shops with them?
Person 1: Happy National ice cream sandwich and colouring book day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
Person 2: Thanks! You too! I made a sandwich for today!
(August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day!
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
Get the August 2 - National 🍦🥪 day and Colouring 📕 Day mug.Boys get to fuck girls whose name starts with a ‘j’. This day is on April 12 . This is the day to lose your virginities ladies. You can’t say no if your asked .
National fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day
are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,
are :
Jacklyn,Jenny,jasmine,jocelyn,Jamie,Jenna,
Juliana,julissa,Jennifer,Jessica,jayla,Julia,juliet, Josephine,joana, Jane,janelle,jaslyn,Judith ,Janna,and Janeth,
by Big hairy titty bitch April 11, 2019
Get the National Fuck everyone who name starts with a ‘j’ day mug.Day where SnowBunny goes out of her way to ensure she gives her Black Bull a nice relieving Blowjob, or Black Bull can show his SnowBunny and demand it.
If she knows first…
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “You know what today is right” (dropping to knees as unbuttoning his pants)
Black Bull: “No, but I think I’m going to enjoy it”
SnowBunny: (taking his in and out of mouth) “I’m sure you will because it is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so here I am”
Or if he knows first…
Black Bull to SnowBunny: “You know what today is” (unbuttoning pants)
SnowBunny to Black Bull: “Not exactly no, what is it”
Black Bull to SnowBunny: (pulling her head onto his dick) “It is August 4th, National Blow Your Black Bull Day, so don’t miss a drop”
by SnowBunnyQueen July 31, 2022
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Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on
by cacawaterlolol March 15, 2022
Get the National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it) mug.October 23 national tell your crush you like them day you “hey since it’s October 23 I will finally tell you I like you”
by Drawwitjay October 23, 2020
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