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ur mom

This is a phrase that if anyone says... Well idk what to say but. Make sure you stay away from them as they could be an undercover year 7, ready to attack (if they can even land a punch).
Me: What r u doing today?
Year 7: ur mom;
Every Year 7 around him: 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Everyone with friends and a father that actually have a sense of humor: 😐
by UrMomIsNotFunny101 October 9, 2021
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Your mom

Your mom
by Hankdatank21 July 26, 2021
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MOM

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man
by Sluttbagel_143 May 23, 2023
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Leo's Moms Fatty

The only fatty that you'll only see once. Once you've gazed upon the fatty you will perish instantly unless you tap every week. As big as you can imagine.
Yo, Leo's Moms fatty is incredible, I have to tap at least once.
by leogannan January 16, 2021
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Your mom

Basicly just things kids day at litterly everythinh
teacher: did you do your homework
kid: your mom

kid 1: OMG look that fat kid there!
kid 2: is that your mom?

Kid 1: your so ugly
kid 2: if your mom stands on a scale shell she my phone number'

kid 1: your mom
kid 2: is fat

kid 1: your ugly
kid 2: when your mom was burried the earth became a bol
by YOUR MOM2132412354325243 September 20, 2022
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your mom

Phrase said by people stuck in mid 2010s.
Joe: Yeah well your mom gay!!!
Joey: bro its like 2021 please stop
Joe: please stop your mom!!
Joey: ffs
by grimtin10 August 6, 2021
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Soccer Mom

The Overprotective American parent who tries to do her best to protect her so called "perfect" children from obscene stuff from preventing the from listening to Rock music or even also any movies or games beyond the PG or E rating.
She also forces her kids to do random activities that she picks for them after school even if they have their own preferences and she is usually yelling at the coach when her son commits mistakes.
Eventually their children grow up to live horrible lives due to them not being prepared easily for the dangers of life.
Me: (Vibing to some Paramore)

Soccer Mom: TURN THAT WRETCHED MUSIC OFF BEFORE MY KIDS GET CORRUPTED!

Me: Who bloody cares?
(Turns it up louder)

Soccer mom: (Faints in frustration)
by The40sand60sfan August 23, 2023
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