I want someone to love me like you do just not you.

Polite way for a girl to keep in your wallet without having to actually shag you.

I want someone to love me like you do just not you. Now when you getting your credit card so I can pay my council tax.

by Chuck Norris South African August 11, 2008

Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel

Description of an ugly person.

He looks like his face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice.

by mockschmock December 07, 2006

he acts like we dont know his blood type

The adj of celebrities (male) acting like their fans dont know what specific things that they do

Harrry styles asked: “if you know this song, please sing”. Me: of course i know wtf. He acts like we dont know his blood type.

by Fruityman’s property November 21, 2021

Eat the Bitch like you eat Tacobell when you are high

Slurp her

“Damn did you eat the bitch like you eat tacobell when you are high?”

by Yeetskeetbeatmymeat180183 August 01, 2019

whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?

a new question to ask random people just to confuse them

whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet? is a better question than whats your favorite number in the alphabet

person 1: whats the most square like color between 8-41 in the alphabet?
person 2: my favorite is sad
person 1: i prefer hamster

by axolotldoesstuff_0 February 09, 2022

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006

POG

I feel like I'm Gucci mane in 2006 words have been spoken

by BRUH ITS JD October 19, 2020

I Don't Know, Man, It's Just Like...I Don't Know, Ya Know?

The perfect thing to say when you haven't been listening to a conversation that you started. This works for an answer to virtually any question. Perfect for answering if you can't hear the speaker in a crowded, loud room.

Friend: "So how've you been lately? Any better?"
You: "WHAT?"
Friend: "I said, HOW'VE YOU BEEN?"
You: (panicking) "Oh, uh...I don't know, man, it's just like...I don't know, ya know?"
Friend: "Yeah, totally."

by BFFLUWDTWBBFFLIHOTOP February 19, 2010