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ouch i fart
by Phillip McKracken June 07, 2022
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An explosive gas weapon used in crowded places. Extremely dangerous in close proximity and could easily wipe out a dozen citizens.
Person 1: Fart incoming!

Person 2: Quick! find cover!
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A gas that is leaving your bowels that can cause blindness in the nose if inhaled.
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Anna accidentaly farted in the classroom and it was so smelly
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A fart is a smell that is amazing omg the best smell ever
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That cake was fart.”
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fart is that thing that just comes out of your ass sometimes out of nowhere, or on purpose. i love farting. you know when youre in class and you just got that big ass fart waiting to just shine? well, it’s always either the silent but deadly, or the loud but doesn’t stink. now, choose wisely, because either you wanna be blamed for letting it all out, OR do you want an evacuation at your school just because your ass can’t hold in a simple fart.
ben: hey man, it kinda stinks..did you..y’know, fart?

max: yeah man couldn’t hold it.

ashton: hey everyone!!! max farted!
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