why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Chicken Nugget Grip

Holding something small between your thumb and index finger as if you're about to eat it.

Bro holding those fries with the chicken nugget grip

by Realtimebanana July 3, 2022

The Chicken Dance

One girl is on the ground on her knees while two men stand beside her on each side as she proceeds to jerk both of them off with her biceps flapping her arms back and forth.

Last night I did the chicken dance with John and cooper

by jgdawg18 May 25, 2021

chicken testicles

Calling someone a bitch

1-i love her
2-chicken testicles

by EveryoneWillKneelBeforeMe October 30, 2020

Albino Chicken

An awesome insult

You stupid Albino Chicken

by Agizod January 27, 2019

Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.

Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS

by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009

Fried Chicken Hand Shake

When you shake someone's hand after eating a bucket of fried chicken.

Person 1: Hey, nice to meet you.

Person 2: Ew, your hands are so greasy.

Person 1: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to give you a Fried Chicken Hand Shake.

by slumdom December 5, 2018