Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 July 9, 2016

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass June 20, 2016

thees nut

A different way of saying deez nutz. This one is actually funny.

Thees nut.

by naughtytexting June 5, 2016

nut shit

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.

Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.

by Aqua June 2, 2016

Numb nut

A person who has no feeling in their testicles

You got some numb nuts

by Manny Mack June 2, 2016

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

ginger nut snap

When a person with red hair and the fiery temper generally associated with it totally loses their shit, screaming and foaming at the mouth due to something trivial....

Kathleen had a complete Ginger Nut Snap when she found that someone had removed her yoghurt from the office refrigerator....

by Jimmy Roo Boy May 13, 2016