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What the actual shiznits

A more discrete term for “what the actual fuck?”
Todd sees a video online that is seriously absurd and weird. He wants to comment, “what the actual fuck?” To tell everyone else that reads the comments that he thinks this video is fucking weird. But, swearing is restricted in this comment section due to the guidelines. Todd wants to be smart, and knows if he comments what he wants to, his comment will be deleted, and his opinion suppressed. So, he comments, “what the actual shiznits?”. This leaves Todd with his opinion expressed and his account left without warning.
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What's in Your Wallet?

Every Capital One ad that I've seen on TV for the past several years ends with "What's in Your Wallet?". I'm getting sick and tired of hearing it all the time.
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Cool cool, what is does do?
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What the shit?!

A phrase or word is used to explain a given situation's unexplainable or randomness. It can be almost anything that takes away from a daily situation. Similar to "WTF," what the shit!? It is geared towards naming something absurdly random or out of place, funnily and comically or unexpected, and potentially negative or interfering.
Ex 1- You walk into a room, and someone you've never seen before rushes past you w/ a katana in a unicorn mask and slams the door behind you. "What the shit?!" You say as if you cannot explain the event that just unfolded.

Ex 2- You mind your business texting on your phone when you get added to a random group chat that spams you w/ back and forth trash talking and loads of memes that nearly make your phone shut down. You say, "What the shit?!" In awe of this random moment.
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what in the fanfic

A reply to a moment that you’d see while reading a fanfiction.
FRIEND 1: Well, Steve and I left the party early to walk around the block—get away from things for a while. Anyways, I confessed my feelings and apparently he feels the same way.
FRIEND 2: What in the fanfic?
FRIEND 1: Stop. Be serious.
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