crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020

carrot dresser time

A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot

its carrot dresser time

by Fost Ape September 13, 2017

Clark Time

A phenomenon contained in the Clark family that causes a 15 to 30 minute delay on arrival from the scheduled time.

Church started at 10:00, but because of Clark Time they got there at 10:30

by Nathan_go December 22, 2019

easy time

12:34 am/pm

"12:34? Oh shoot, it's easy time."

by g-ga June 9, 2015

Night-time head sneakers

The thoughts that sneak into your head as you try to go to sleep. They are usually negative, irrational and exaggerated, but feel oh-so-real at the time.

In the morning you often can't even figure out what you were worried or angry about.

How did you sleep?

Not very well, I had night-time head sneakers

by MynameisScarlett January 8, 2020

dawg timing

Laser focus And Tolerance of no bullshit

I’m back on dawg timing

by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020

Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019