Red Horsing

Red Horsing is the ability to show utter contempt for the institution that you work for by leathering 6-10 cans of premium high strength, low budget lager on a weekday evening, leading to slurred speech, plethora's of expletives, and general antisocial behavior but ensuring full trust in one's own capability to do the job the following day. Red Horsing usually is associated with some butter chicken dish.

'Sham, did you see Damo last night?'
'You mean Dame Laura Davies?'

'You wouldn't have said that to him last night, he was Red Horsing it and had the boxing gloves on.'
'Oh no, not again'

by Billy's Burgers June 27, 2024

red bell

Using a suction cup to prolapse the anus, making penetration with a tiny penis much easier.

"I'm not gonna lie to you. I have a micro dick, if we're gonna buttfuck, you'll need a Red Bell."

by Conner Ria January 6, 2014

Red Steel 2

One of the best games for the Wii that was and still goes unnoticed. With a disappointing first entry, Red Steel 2 upped the ante in every way. Released on March 23rd, 2010 and was published and developed by Ubisoft.

You're a cowboy with a sick ass trench coat, a sweet techy katana, and a six shooter revolver to start with and you'll get more guns and upgrades down the road. Your whole clan gets killed while you were on exile and you seek to kill all those responsible. Literally mixes a Western movie and a Kurosawa film before The Mandalorian did it.

The game was rated T for Teen but is more mature than you might think. If you have a Wii, a Wii Motion Plus controller and some free time, I would definitely recommend.

Guy1: Wanna talk about the best sword like game that came put for the Wii?

Guy2: Fuck yeah dude, I loved No More Heroes 2!

Guy1: Oh. I was talking about Red Steel 2. No More Heroes 2 looked good.

Guy2: What the fuck is a Red Steel 2 you weirdo?

by theonewhoflops July 23, 2021

Massachusetts Red Water

The sexual act of pouring water in a girls pussy and then putting a live lobster in there to cut open the inside of her pussy then pulling the lobster out and fucking her afterwards then putting the bloody water in a cup and drinking it

Guy 1: Hey dude. So, what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh, me and my girlfriend did the Massachusetts Red Water last night.
Guy 1: Dude I heard that kind of sex was awesome.
Guy 2: Awesome, but sadistic

by trump-away-inator-3000 March 15, 2021

red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.

"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".

by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016

Ducking no Red

This usually refers to running from a fight from member of the Bloodz Gang

"them members Aint Ducking no RED!...

we want all Da smoke " BIG 30

by TAEKEY May 20, 2022

Red October

When someone gets anal fucked by a big, usually black, dick without lube and the anal sphincter is so inflamed it looks like a red "o". May also include rectal bleeding from the act. Red October refers to the big dick being like a submarine, the red swelling effect it has on the anus, and also the act of getting dry fucked anally with a huge dick.

Adj. Refers to red swollen anus from hard anal sex. "He assfucked that little bitch hard with no lube and gave her a Red October."
Adv. "He Red Octobered that bitch."
Refers to the act of hard anal sex

N. Refers to a large penis. He stuck his Red October up in that ass.
N. Refers to swollen anus from rough anal sex. "Did you see her asshole? It was a Red October."
N. Refers to anal bleeding from rough sex "I heard she had a Red October in her panties after that assfucking."

by Foxxyredd October 26, 2021