Chelmsford County High School For Girls, otherwise known as CCHS, is an all-girls grammar school in the South East of England. Despite most classes being rowdy and generally unproductive, it somehow gets extremely good results.
CCHS girls typically spend at least half an hour every morning at the bus station or outside KEGS, where they get their only taste of boys.
There are many cliques within the years, and generally one "outsider" in the class, who make no effort to talk to, let alone make friends with anyone else in their class. There are often disputes within these cliques, and in this situation everyone in the class has to 'choose a side'. These arguments usually include a few people in tears, while others comfort them while bitching about the others.
Most girls in the school attempt to bend the uniform rules, however the teachers are especially harsh about the length of the skirts. Typically, a conversation between a teacher and a girl with an apparently short skirt (these teachers really want to go to Duke's if they want to see a short skirt) goes like this:
Teacher: Is that skirt rolled up?
Student: Ummmm, no.
Teacher: 3 infringements.
The rather queer method of lying about whether your skirt is rolled up or not is very popular at CCHS, however almost always fails.
At the beginning of a new year, all girls feel superior to the lower years. This leads to younger students feeling completely alienated. Stereotypes of the years include:
Year 7 - Huge blazer, skirt past knees, bag the size of Bancroft, awful haircut
Year 8 - Just discovered KEGS, pop socks, shorter skirt, too rowdy for their own good
Year 9 - Too cool for school, dragged away from the boys at discos by teachers, sometimes try smoking, stressed about IT GCSEs
Year 10 - Just don't care, really bad fake tans, stressed about exams, hated by most teachers
Year 11 - Oldest in uniform, very intimidating, shout at younger years if necessary
Year 12 - Sometimes get lost, which brings much amusements to others, very enthusiastic.
Year 13 - Never want to leave, no one ever wants them to leave.
CCHS girls typically spend at least half an hour every morning at the bus station or outside KEGS, where they get their only taste of boys.
There are many cliques within the years, and generally one "outsider" in the class, who make no effort to talk to, let alone make friends with anyone else in their class. There are often disputes within these cliques, and in this situation everyone in the class has to 'choose a side'. These arguments usually include a few people in tears, while others comfort them while bitching about the others.
Most girls in the school attempt to bend the uniform rules, however the teachers are especially harsh about the length of the skirts. Typically, a conversation between a teacher and a girl with an apparently short skirt (these teachers really want to go to Duke's if they want to see a short skirt) goes like this:
Teacher: Is that skirt rolled up?
Student: Ummmm, no.
Teacher: 3 infringements.
The rather queer method of lying about whether your skirt is rolled up or not is very popular at CCHS, however almost always fails.
At the beginning of a new year, all girls feel superior to the lower years. This leads to younger students feeling completely alienated. Stereotypes of the years include:
Year 7 - Huge blazer, skirt past knees, bag the size of Bancroft, awful haircut
Year 8 - Just discovered KEGS, pop socks, shorter skirt, too rowdy for their own good
Year 9 - Too cool for school, dragged away from the boys at discos by teachers, sometimes try smoking, stressed about IT GCSEs
Year 10 - Just don't care, really bad fake tans, stressed about exams, hated by most teachers
Year 11 - Oldest in uniform, very intimidating, shout at younger years if necessary
Year 12 - Sometimes get lost, which brings much amusements to others, very enthusiastic.
Year 13 - Never want to leave, no one ever wants them to leave.
by WannabeChavNerd July 15, 2009
Get the Chelmsford County High School For Girlsmug. Cape may technical high school also known as "vape may tech" is where the awkward and weird kids go. Many who felt they would get beat up if they went anywhere else such as middle township. Kids who go here are call themselves alternative but in reality are goth. Usually have CMTHS in their instagram bio with emojis like "💯🤙🏻🔥"
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Sarah: LOL RAWR XD!!!!!!!!
by pussyattacker March 26, 2017
Get the cape may technical high schoolmug. Where students over use the word “buddy” with friends that are bitches or virgins. They have girls with chlamydia and guys with small trucks. Freshman think they’re the shit and seniors thought they were athletic enough to beat Sidney Dollar.
by Donovan Mitchel February 28, 2019
Get the West Lincoln High Schoolmug. Boring-ass fucking school, the two categories of kids include: boring ass sports kids and inbreds. The students at this school are all teacher's pets and will laugh at almost any corny ass joke the teacher makes. Hundreds of nicotine fiends call this school home. Don't even think about pulling out a juul in the bathroom or you will be swarmed by groups of wack freshman. "Dude I haven't had nicotine in an hour. Dude please! My mom took my juul bro. Stop being a dick bro let me hit it"
Did you hear about the kid who died a virgin? Oh yeah I heard that kid went to North Lincoln High School.
by 941flow February 9, 2019
Get the North Lincoln High Schoolmug. A school where drug addicts and assholes go. This school is made for people who have no respect for themselves, and who like to fight everyone they look at. The girls at this school, wear clown makeup and look like little hoes. And the guys are douchebags who can't rap, or have any talent! Beware of the gauchos. They are complete dicks.
"Who the hell would go to Casa Grande High School?"
"Only people who like to make a fool out of themselves and bully others!"
"Only people who like to make a fool out of themselves and bully others!"
by thisisnotforclout November 6, 2019
Get the Casa Grande High Schoolmug. The best small town high school in America. Located in Woodstock, Il, about 400yards from the historical Woodstock square. WHS has tradition and history. They have a decent football team, a really good soccer team, and an above average volleyball team. They are fucking terrible at basketball and baseball. A notable alum of WHS is Lynn D. Stewart, who founded fucking Hooters.
by ballsackbigballs May 10, 2021
Get the Woodstock High School (il)mug. A bunch of overrated man-hoes who joined because they are narcissistic fuck bois looking for attention.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
They may try to be intimidating but they are all talk.
Bro 1:Dude have you seen the guys on the high school football team?
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
Bro 2:Yeah dude look at those guys they shouldn't be doing football!
Bro 1:They should go back to doing zumba with their moms!
by Chicken Wagon January 23, 2017
Get the high school football teammug.