Swedish Fingers

The medical condition by which vertebrates (in this case horny teenagers) are chemically attracted to each other as the result of a dispatch of gas originating from that human's asshole. Once breathed in, the teens continue to close on in each other. Once together, the male teen instantly sticks his left ring finger 17 inches up the girls mesh pussy. This results in an instant ejaculation by the female partner, and this chemical process gravitates towards the man, who then puts a coat on and does her through her rear end as if he were Swedish because it's fuckin cold up there. Once the partners are satisfied, they kill themselves.

"Oh, that guy just gave the Swedish fingers to that girl... another one down."

by leoyaboy22 January 11, 2019

Skeet finger

The male beats his meat, cums in his hand, then fingers a female puttin the nut inside her.

"She let me skeet finger her"

by Chunkydoll96 September 2, 2019

1 finger up

You're loyal and love one boy only

Put 1 finger up if you love him

by urmom7861111 May 2, 2024

Holding up 4 fingers

Means were besties for the resties

Woah hes holding up 4 fingers their gonna be besties forever

by Bendover690 May 21, 2022

Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).

SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

Finger painting

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull it out to fuck her tits, thus rubbing streaks of poo across her chest.
Finger painting

Ohh baby i want to fingure paint you tonight. Cause everyone is finger painting these days!

by NeccrotticPoo May 28, 2019

Finger engineering

The act of designing and engineering a building or construction project on the site and making things up as you go, with no predesigned plans.

Damn, the contractor and the owner are finger engineering the fuck out of this project. I hope it doesn't bite them in the ass with the building department when they try to pull an inspection.

by Coroyo70 June 12, 2021