Chugging dick

Rapidly sucking on a dick so violently your choking the hole time.

That team is doing so bad they are chugging dick.

by ThatUnfotunateGuyYouKnow March 30, 2016

Kayden-dick

Kayden-dick is a medical issue that causes the human penis to bend severely to one side or another. For the genitalia to have Kayden-dick the bend must be at least a 45 degree angle if not more. Such a condition can be caused by the penis braking during sexual inter course, or accident. Vary rarely you will see Kayden-dick occur without such trauma to the member.

“Did you hear Timothy got hit in the balls by a baseball. Rumors says he has a bad case of Kayden-dick and might need surgery to fix it.”

by Cmassocks July 7, 2020

Dick-Donk

When you come up behind someone and slap your Dick on there head

P1. What happened to Stephanie? She looks so confused.
P2. Oh yeah, she got Dick-Donked.

by Kaj012 July 28, 2018

Dick flying

When a guy is running and his penis is swinging around in all directions.

My dick flying is getting better, Mike.

by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017

dick hook

When you have a male genital pericing and your girl is blowing you and your piercing gets lodged in her throat.

My girl was blowing me last night and I Dick hooked her. It was like taking a fish off a hook.

by DominoNaitor August 28, 2019

dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.

Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808

by Sisterwife June 11, 2017

River Dick

A dick that has been in a river and now has gunk in it or on it.

Damn Daddy got river dick after floating, it's gross.

by Campminihaha August 22, 2017