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Pseudo-baby mama

1. A name to give a woman by a man who wishes/fantasizes they were the real baby daddy, usually regretting the person they are with.

2. A woman who's baby daddy isn't around and her male friend will take on the "daddy" role or claim the kid/kids and call her his baby mama.

3. A lesbian who has a baby daddy, marries/dates anoher lesbian who has children, and the baby daddy claims them as his and calls the woman his other baby mama.
Tyrone & Megan was hot back in the day; she was his everything but they broke up & had kids with other people. Now Tyrone and Megan is kickin' it again and he wants her, so he claims her kids and calls Megan his pseudo-baby mama.
by Sweet_Kiss_of_Death August 1, 2011
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My Baby Tamar

Shes tha Love Of Jasmine's Life!
Shes also tha Bomb Broo!
Shes tha Cookie To My Milk!
Tamar is tha blunt Jasmine Gets High Off!
My Baby Tamar Is Jasmine's Everything!
I love her so much!<3
by Jasminey! February 4, 2009
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baby bag bitch

A tiny little bitch that behaves like a spoiled brat.
Ex Bae: I'm here for all my stuff.
Man: Gtfo.
Ex Bae: I deserve all this stuff faggot.
Man: Wow, arent you such a baby bag bitch.
by Chrismcmc December 15, 2016
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Cum-Dumpster Babies

An extremely loose female involved in an unprotected gang bang sires twins from different stallions.
Those twins are Cum-Dumpster Babies and I heard the dads are brothers.
by Jefe’ Burns August 5, 2021
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Baby Bachelor Party

A "bachelor" party thrown for a father to be on the day of the expecting mothers's baby shower. Hall passes are rare in this world and get even more scarce after a baby so take advantage when you can.
My wife had her baby shower yesterday so my boys threw me a "Baby Bachelor Party" where we proceeded to d0 our best impression of "The Hangover"...
by Freeslouz April 13, 2011
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My Monkey Baby

implying that the baby you gave birth to is really fucking ugly.

Based on the TLC hit drama series "My Monkey Baby"
My Monkey Baby likes to wear make-up.

My Monkey Baby got super hiii off of my thyroid and estrogen pills.

We were caught speeding after picking up My Monkey Baby.

We had to sneak My Monkey Baby into a cheap motel because we were tired.

I haven't talked to my kids in 5 years because I have been to distracted by My Monkey Baby.

My Monkey Baby is 18 it can go buy cigarettes.

When I'm in a condominium for the Elderly My Monkey Baby will take care of me.

My Monkey Baby Mom's and Dad's aren't that different from other parents.

My Monkey Baby will outlive us so we set up the Will to include her.
by Spencer, Laryn & Ara October 5, 2009
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sexy man baby

An old hairy man that wears a diaper and goes around saying "Daddy", "Mommy" or anything of that sort.
by Not The Real Guy March 25, 2017
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