A person who eats so much food that it could solve world hungry if they didn’t already eat it. Ximena, were all looking at you fatty.
by yasking May 19, 2025

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.
I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.
by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

by dunonoshit December 11, 2023

by All Bets Hedged June 10, 2021

Usually administered when someone is in the goat position (I.e.. when you tuck you dick and balls between your legs and close them. Thus displaying them proudly behind you, as oppose to them being normally in front.)
And then the girl performs fellatio on him.
And then the girl performs fellatio on him.
by ThicknessDelicious October 3, 2012

*Sigh* Oh Andy... What a shame... I guess I should have taken you up on that offer to come out there.... Oh, well, I'm sure I'll be finished by the time you're out and I will come rescue you. Or you'll beat the charges.
Myron "I would have known! I WOULD HAVE KNOWN!"
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
Hym "How would you have known, shit-head? He would have confessed to rape to you? Really? And if you wouldn't have hung out with him if he was guilty (which I doubt), would you have snitched? In which case, why would he tell you? Dumb. Low-value and dumb. But he's back in prison again. That's a bummer. If you hurry up and get me my shit I'll save him. Their desperation to lock him up might have something to do with me and my input would likely be substantial."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2024
