Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

Black Jack-et

This is a gangsta who is usually black. The "black" is not meant to be racist. This refers to that certain black gangsta w/ a black hoodie, etc.

Yo, dat black jack-et over there has a ton of swag!

by sospedecial June 5, 2016

jacked

Thomas's footes arms and legs along with his pinner abs

Thomas foote is jacked and a sexy beast

by TheSwagTeam June 7, 2016

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

Jack Batty

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.

Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.

by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016

jack kline

The worst player on Cs:Go

Jack Kline, you fucking suck at Cs:Go

by damien12331231 October 12, 2016

what a Jack!

A term used when you can not use profanity such as Jackass or Fucking Asshole in the presence of others and/or you are a conservative individual that doesn't swear. Also, it's a great term to use directly to the person whom is acting like a jackass and they don't know, but it feels good to you.

Recently a friend come over for dinner with my husband and I plus our 4 year old daughter. At the dinner table she casually mentioned she discovered her husbands email address on the Ashley Madison hack site. My response, not wanting to swear in the presence of my young child, was "what a Jack! I'm so sorry". Another example is when you are working with a male customer who's being an asshole you can say "take your time deciding Jack and let me know if I can be of further assistance " the customer may not catch it or may correct your mishap by saying "my name is Matt" and you can choose to apologize or say " I'm sorry I thought it was Jack".

by Jacks fill October 9, 2016