Jake Has No Friends

When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0

The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.

While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"

by OwlieSaunder December 14, 2018

National Kiss a Friend Day

April 4
A day when you can kiss any friend with or without tongue

“Hey did you here it’s national kiss a friend day?”
“Yeah I did. Pucker up!”

by JimmyHendrixWannabe947438 April 1, 2022

FRIENDS

NOT REAL!!!!!!!

EX FRIEND¨Hey best friend!¨
ME ¨FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL¨

by A real person :0 November 2, 2018

my friends

they basically don’t exist becuase my social life is falling apart 🥰🖐

i don’t have a sentence “my friends” it’s 12 am

by youdontsay November 9, 2019

Friend slut

When you become really good friends with someone (really quick) but then you change your mind and never hang out with them

-Do you hang out with "so-so" ?
-No I dont hang out with that chick anymore
-you guys seemed so close
-hell naw, she was annoying
- you're such a friend slut

by Mad guru December 29, 2016

daytime friend

A friend who isn’t just someone you’re friends when you to the club. You see and hangout with the daylight, not like your other superficial party friends.

Friend: I feel like I can tell you anything

Friend 2: cause you and I are daytime friends, not like these fake hoes we only say his to and the club.

by DynaHoe January 6, 2023

Friend-jealous

Kind of explanatory.. the type of jealousy when your friend gets a new friend(s).

I can't believe you got a new best friend, I'm friend-jealous.

by Carshimp April 23, 2025