Sign-off monkey

A person who has a steady, reasonably-paid job that involves upholding standards who is happy to add their signature to any wrong or unethical thing that their employer asks them to sign off. Some examples might be a careless employees working as an Environmental Officer in a local government authority, a Social Worker in an under-staffed Department of Community Services or a Safety Officer at a mine site.

The last person in this position was just a sign-off monkey so for the first couple of months I was mostly sorting out problems.

by JiyaRe December 29, 2019

monkey nutz

When Zay (deucegump) catches a head-top on a defenders' head.

anytime it's 1on1 coverage throw the ball to zay ts monkey nutz

by piperfanclub May 9, 2025

Monkey Treasure

slang term for marijuana.

Whenever I smoke monkey treasure it makes my eyes red and gives me the munchies.

by just what i needed May 19, 2010

Monkey

1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)

That monkey has the monkey

by Master of beargreen January 6, 2024

monkey claw pocket

The little pocket on a pair of jeans, where you can only use one finger reach in to on a pair of jeans

Where did you put the pill at? its in my monkey claw pocket, good luck getting it out of there !

by Lil Bear,Papa Bear February 1, 2023

Salted Monkey

An Individual with an Obsessive Urge to visit places near or be on the Global Ocean.

The Salted Monkey is always at the Beach Bar or on his Boat

by Saltedmonkey.com March 31, 2024

The Reagen Monkey

The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.

You are as dumb as a The Reagen Monkey

by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023