Friend

A friend is someone who will check up on you once in a while and not talk bad about you.

Me: hey

Friend:hey how have you been

by Blahmai09 October 17, 2019

best friend

best friend is a person who will love you even when you can’t love yourself

john: you’re my best friend

peter: i know

by student04 June 25, 2020

Fake Friend

Fake Friends are literally the worst friends. They pretend to like you but backstab you. Sorry to break it to you but we’ve all had at least one fake friend in our life. Check yourself because you might be one of them👀

Gossip Girl#1: Hey did you see the nudes that Jenna leaked of her best friend! It was a whole forest down there.
Gossip Girl #2: Yeah I even saw Jenna talking crap about her best friend in the lockeroom today! What a fake friend...

by seoulstel December 3, 2018

DeMorgan Friend

A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.

Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the world—may we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.

by UmangBhatt July 5, 2025

National Fuck your best friend day

June 21st. The day when u and your best friend get in bed and you know..fuck

"OMG WHY ARE U TAKING OFF YOUR CLOTHES?!!?!"

"Its National Fuck your best friend day!!! Get on the bed"

by Im_gay_for_the_egg June 20, 2021

friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020

friends

something you don’t have

Person 1: You have no friends, bastard.

Person 2: ikr

by ASDF162 September 20, 2019