fat greenie

a fat greenie is when you have a thick lump of green/yellow phlem in the back of your throat and you spit out and it's all slimy and lumpy and thick.

"bro i just spat a fat greenie"
"jeeez that's rank"

by fredodavee1 June 29, 2021

Lick my fat juicy but sack

When s fat dirty cunt likes your throbbing purple but sack

Hey bich lick my fat juicy but sack

by Ryanhatesyou😁 September 19, 2020

Fat Neil

A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.

Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!

by A swan in bread May 20, 2014

fat

Literally every American.

Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: *pulls reverse card up* no u
Person 1: That trick doesn't work

by Joao3 July 18, 2022

big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

Fat cut

Just like a haircut, for people with excess fat, this helps you get rid of fat.

When Nakul said he desperately needed a haircut, his friend suggested what he needed more was a fat cut.

by Nakul.1697 June 7, 2019