Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.

Where's that fuckin cat?

by b600 January 8, 2022

cat

is a kind of liquid

person1: hey, can you lift that cat
person2: oh of course
cat: i'm the strongest things >:( you can't do it
person2: i don't care
cat: lift me if you can>:)))

by blueegg December 12, 2024

Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.

When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”

by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023

hot cat sex

sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy

hot cat sex is very fun

by Griefing Services October 30, 2023

Cat Camera

Camera Cat

Cat Camera Cat

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment

My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....

by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023

Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.

What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!

by Rev Dan May 23, 2018