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Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.
Where's that fuckin cat?
by b600 January 8, 2022
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person1: hey, can you lift that cat
person2: oh of course
cat: i'm the strongest things >:( you can't do it
person2: i don't care
cat: lift me if you can>:)))
by blueegg December 12, 2024
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Do Not The Cat

The phrase is grammatically incorrect because it’s missing a verb that would indicate what action should not be performed on the cat.
When someone is petting a cat too hard, he will be told “Do Not The Cat”
by The Goblin Slayer August 30, 2023
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hot cat sex

sex with a cat. the cat licks your pussy
hot cat sex is very fun
by Griefing Services October 30, 2023
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cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment
My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....
by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023
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Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.
What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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