dick-a-potty

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.

oh fuck im in a dick-a-potty

by Buthel August 6, 2016

britta dick

A britta dick is a member of your household that uses the same britta filter, but leaves the pitcher empty or with so little water in it as to be unsatisfactory to a thirsty person.

"Dude! Don't be a Britta dick! Fill the pitcher back up!"

by LazyFruitLoop June 25, 2020

Dick Ticklers

Long nails on ladies fingers that are perfect for tickling down the shaft of your erect member.

Hey wife, here's £30; get yourself down the Nail Salon and get some nice shiny Dick Ticklers for tonight to keep both of us happy.

by BuckT February 23, 2022

Dick Watcher

When a guy is overly concerned about who you are or not fucking and makes fun of you for it.

Guy 1: That’s why you get no pussy.

Guy 2: Why you dick watching? Such a Dick Watcher.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Why you dating that fat bitch?

Guy 2: Why you dick watching?

by BlackDudeFromAcrossTheStreet March 19, 2021

Toffee dick

A male with large dick ,who “drops large loads of sweet cum after sex.”

The new guy I was dating , gave me toffee dick . I had to take a shower after sex ,because I had cum in my hair.

by GearCruncher February 3, 2018

Dick Triangle

When a woman is down on her knees surrounded by three dicks. This forms a triangle.

Don’t get caught in a dick triangle.

by Next door shaman January 17, 2022

dick rug

A pelt of fur above the dick (penis). Adjective to describe a friend or person who is noncommittal.

Curtis will not comit to playing to golf and therefore is a dick rug. #808

by Sisterwife June 11, 2017