A Sponge Kid is a female between 13-22 who goes to all ages club , hangs at malls, and wheres tna, spongebob backpacks,kangroos. Sponge kids tend to have a very low iq, but do not judge them sometimes they can take really fuck you over in a very snakish way.
by boobnator May 14, 2011
Get the Sponge Kidmug. A kid born between 2012-2020 who is constantly using an ipad to watch stupid videos or play stupid money-grabbing games. Typically an entitled brat.
by headshotcraft January 28, 2023
Get the Ipad Kidmug. by gaysiansensation September 2, 2023
Get the stray kidsmug. A person who processes information faster than their peers, and uses this immense power to form indestructible arguments as to why they are a big old piece of garbage.
Bystander: Hey, aren't you that person who is super happy and successful?
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
Gifted Kid: Well, *Twitching* I was supposed to be
by Ness246 December 14, 2023
Get the Gifted Kidmug. A 12 year old kid who pretends to be cool by misspelling cool. If you know someone who names themselves kool kid, leave them immediately, as they will be horrible to have in your life. They definitely play minecraft and/or roblox. They 100% have all F's. They make jokes like "ur mom", "didn't ask", "ratio", and countless others that no human finds funny.
by AAAAAAAAloea March 28, 2022
Get the kool kidmug. The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.
by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019
Get the shoulder with the kidsmug. While I sit here struggling to swallow and my brain does what I can only assume is "Fill up with fluid" I think to myself...
Hym "I probably should have just raped that whore and killed that retard and murdered your kids and then killed myself. That would have been a quicker and less-uncomfortable death. Rather than let the people around me performatively withhold the expedient solution to (literally) all of my problems at once; I probably should have just chosen violence and let all of you sort it out after I was too dead for you to do anything about it. I guess I'll just sit here and hope that I make it until the next time I work so that there will actually be someone around to save me after I have a stroke. Then I can just continue to exist... Except with diminished brain function. Which is fine. I won't to too retarded to make money for a company or fuck Kendra, so, everything will be fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
Get the Murdered your kidsmug.