Broken Phone Syndrome

also Post-Phonum Depression; a relentless slide into self-hatred triggered by the loss or breakage of a phone, laptop or other high-ticket item -- often electronics. Symptoms include feeling that you don't deserve nice things, guilt, unnecessary introspection, and a desire to purchase an OtterBox.

"Why is Rachel sobbing in the corner at a party?"
"She just dropped her iPhone on the floor and entered Broken Phone Syndrome. I'll book an Apple Store appointment, you go over there and tell her what a good person she is."

by bootylikewoah July 13, 2015

Soap Box Syndrome

The affliction where self-righteous members on social media decide they need to preach morals to the rest of the members.

My neighbor has a severe case of soap box syndrome. He is always telling dog owners how they should leash their dogs on his Facebook page.

by Hellsangel November 15, 2020

overtrained athlete syndrome

Overtrained Athlete Syndrome (OAS) is a syndrome pretty much made up by Houston Texan linebacker Brian Cushing to explain his 4 game suspension to begin his 2nd season. Cushing was flagged as having human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) in his system after he won the 2009 The Associated Press Defensive Rookie of the Year award. The problem is that hCG only appears in pregnant women and males with cancer. Cushing is neither a pregnant female nor has he had cancer. Therefore, Cushing made up a syndrome that no doctor or medical professional had ever heard of to explain having hCG in his system. Perhaps coincidentally, he never made a Pro Bowl after his rookie season.

"Everything points to that overtrained athlete syndrome,'' Cushing said.

by Situation Hot July 11, 2017

Discord User Syndrome

The Discord User Syndrome (DUS) is a syndrome that is gained by actively using the application Discord. Symptoms include having absolutely zero game, being a discord mod, a sudden increase of weight and becoming a femboy. The Syndrome is usually treated with uninstalling the application and touching grass.

Person 1: Didn't Max get all the bitches?
Person 2: No, he has zero game now. I heard he uses Discord now.
Person 1: Guess he got Discord User Syndrome.

by urnotyuri October 7, 2022

Lippal Tunnel Syndrome

Nerve damage and inflamation of the lip muscles due to administering excessive bj's over long periods of time, often leading to excessive workman's compensation claims in the field of prostitution.

My doc asked if my lippal tunnel syndrome was from typing my lips. I showed him the real reason.

by 1pieceofwork June 30, 2014

Heavy Phone Syndrome

Ok well this is a really f’ed up ordeal says the wife to be of the great DrPhil her name is VaLoriah. She also bares the title of sleeping booty/buddy to PW when DrPhil is gone to work. So here it is- it happens when you’re playing on Snapchat and you hand your phone to her BAM! She suddenly stricken with heavy phone syndrome! There’s no cure apparently for this ailment however it does cause more than excessive whining as the stricken iPhone holder will go on and on for days about this extreme pain that has befell her extremity. After I don’t know a week maybe the weary soul will stop experiencing this nasty arm fatigue and it will drift from her mind but for Gods sake DO NOT LET HER HOLD YOUR PHONE AGAIN!

Also by Princess Weirdo

Also still didn’t get into my account

VaLoriah- Ohhhhh my arm hurts cuz your phone was soo very heavy! Ohhhh!

DrPhil- what’s wrong with wifey PW? What did you do to her?

VaLoriah- Awwww the pain!!

DrPhil- PW I demand an answer! Why is wifey hurting?

VaLoriah- take me to the hospital!

PW- DrPhil she is holding my phone She came down with heavy phone syndrome ok!

DrPhil- It doesn’t even have a case.

by Princess Weirdo April 15, 2022

Purple Bird Syndrome

A highly contagious disease affecting Facebook users, spreading by comment section.

I glanced at the comment section on an interesting Facebook post and saw an epidemic of Purple Bird Syndrome, as evidenced by the plethora of people posting pictures of that God damned bird.

by mentholcase February 24, 2017