Ballsack on a sunny day

sweaty, saggy, smelly ballsack in the sun

This heat is going to turn me into a ballsack on a sunny day

by Jimmerson Feigelstein April 12, 2011

give the time of day

To salute someone, like a neighbor or an acquaintance. To acknowledge someone.

"He's so arrogant he won't even give the time of day".

by jumartinsfr June 13, 2014

Punch a Polish Day

Punch a Polish Day! Official day for Punch a Polish day is 10th of May. Beat em' up and feed em' fish!

Hey Josh! Wanna punch a polish today? It's national punch a polish day!

by Sklzified May 9, 2019

NATIONAL MASTURBATION DAY

June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves

Today is national Masturbation Day ! Let’s beat our meats together

by Pornhubba June 10, 2019

slap a brunette day

October 25th will be “Slap a brunette day” where you can slap any brunette for the whole day.

*Slaps brunette*

brunette: “Why did you slap me?”

me: It’s Slap a brunette day!!

by brunette farts October 14, 2019

Dog Day Afternoon

A phrase of unknown origin, but common in the American South to refer to the hottest time of Summer when even the dogs slept under the porch in the shade. With no escaping the heat, all time stood still and everyone slept.

This was a dog day afternoon. The heat got to us all and even old yeller slept all day under the porch while the last of the corn dried in the field.

by Kim Bean August 17, 2019

National Porn Day

January 1st is the day that you watch a LOT of porn and beat your meat or rub your clit till you pass out.

Gina:I'm feeling sore from National Porn day.
Jarred:Need some help?

by Luigi Got Big Tiddies. December 14, 2019