Pussy piece of shit

A phrase made popular during the public meltdown by John Palmer during the Chicago performance of the Broadway hit musical, Hamilton. Which became a popular meme on the app, iFunny.

I oughta fucking punch your ass, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit, you pussy piece of shit.

by Webster Willy February 18, 2019

Flossin and pussy tossin

A prostitute that is highly motivated to earn as much money as she can to purchase expensive things

I'm gonna buy that Michael korrs purse. Friend : girl don't play you know ain't got it like that. Girl: bitch , you don't know shit I been flossin and pussy tossin

by Deamanda October 25, 2017

Pussy before Wussy

The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.

As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.

Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"

Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."

Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."

Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."

by Skeever Testicles February 1, 2013

High as Giraffe Pussy

When you’re extremely baked on marijuana

Me: Bro you feelin alright? That was a pretty big hit off the bong.
Friend: Bro I’m High as Giraffe Pussy

by CJOJOSEPH December 4, 2019

Tight Pussy Energy

It's like Big Dick Energy but better.

Wow! Look, there she goes with that tight pussy energy. She is unstoppable.

by rororoastme December 7, 2018

Grand Theft Pussy

the act of paying a hooker for sex then killing her to get your money back and save some cash just like in grand theft auto

in these tough times i have to commit grand theft pussy to just to save a few dollars

by That Nigga Rob December 6, 2009

pussy law #4

Coined by South Park's Jimbo and Ned, it can be observed in the episode "The Mexican Staring Frog of Sri Lanka" - ep6 in 2nd season. It's in the "Huntin' and Killin'," Jimbo's and Ned's show about hunting and killing.

Pussy law #4 states that hunters are not permitted to kill animals in self-defense, thus yelling the line "It's coming right for us" is no longer usable to legalize the animal murder.

For that reason, Jimbo and Ned have to yell "Thin out their numbers" to "legally" kill the animals.

Jimbo: "Now, idn't that great? We have a terrific show for you today: we're gonna kill some elk, and we're gonna kill some mountain goats. Now, the new law passed by Colorado legislature, which Ned and I call 'Pussy Law #4', states that we can no longer kill animals in defense. In other words, our old line of 'It's comin' right for us' no longer works. So now, we only kill naimals to, quote, thin out their numbers. If we don't hunt, then these animals will grow too big in number and they won't have enough food. So you see, we have to kill animals, or else they'll DIE. "

by Paetar April 16, 2011