Stalking Your Friend 

To Stalk Your Friend is to find their baby picture on his/her mom's blog then making it your profile picture online

"Yo! I'm Stalking My Friend!"
"No Way! You're Stalking Your Friend?"
"Look, this is his baby photo"
"lol"

Stalking Your Friend by Command C Command V December 16, 2019

Technically not my friend 

When you are Unable to be my friend and help me with my current technical difficulties.

I like micah, but hes technically not my friend because he hasn't hooked my stereo up yet like he promised.

Technically not my friend by Lorilou Tory April 13, 2020

The ugly Best Friend 

Damn she called you that don’t worry she just called me that

Ya that kid Tommy is The ugly Best Friend.

The ugly Best Friend by This is the sad side November 2, 2020

she’s just a friend 

what adrien loves to call marinette but he’s in love with her but he isn’t

adrien: marinette? she’s just a friend
also adrien: “m’lady” “bugaboo” “girl of my dreams”

also adrien: blind

she’s just a friend by chatnoirisloml February 24, 2021

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend 

Lovely person who is not judgemental or deceptive. An inspiration to us all.

...no comment

Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend by Brads Non-Deceptive, Non-Judgemental Friend August 4, 2003

friend 

1) Someone whom you must watch closely, and put to the test.
2) A absolutely loyal person.

Watch your enemies close, and your friends closer.

friend by B JizZle September 24, 2006

friend 

A person whom you pretend to like in exchange for that person being easier to manipulate.

I got my friend to kill Bob.

friend by Mr. Moody May 24, 2005