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Cat

by Cheeseandbigboy November 21, 2019
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Cool Cat

A Giant Orange Pedophilic Cat That "Saves" The Fucking Kids Against Keemstar And He Loves All Kid.
by Lord McWaffles May 22, 2018
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Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats
Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”
by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018
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Cat Fate

When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.
"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."
by Sunderwound April 17, 2015
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cat slap

The generally unwarranted action in which a woman's vagina is subjected to corporeal punishment
My boyfriend just fucking cat slapped me and idk why he thinks it's funny.....
by Morgan Witt June 29, 2023
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Cats Birthday

When something has become an out of control mess either literally or figuratively.
What is going on in here? It's a real cats birthday!!
by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
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