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by Not Raid Shadowlegend December 8, 2020
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New Year

The time of year you explode a fk ton of gundpowder in the air to celebrate 1 year closer to your death.

Oh and you make resolutions you never keep.
*On New Year* “I’m going to start working out!”

*1 week later* “I’m giving up
by RubberPanda January 1, 2019
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New Juice R

“New Juice R” basically means when the Juice WRLD Community wants a song they’ll commonly say: “Where is my R?” “Give me my Juice R”
Hey when are we getting a new juice R?
by ineedtimecdq October 2, 2024
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New England Churro

When a man and a woman are very in love, they make love on a public poorly plowed road way. During that act, a man removes his cock from the woman, dips it in the granular road salt, then inserts his now salty, non lubed cock into the woman's ass.
I New England Churroed My Woman On That Snow Day
by 11DollarSteamyShitDick January 10, 2018
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new identity

when a gta 1-0 or base player makes a new channel + gt, to upload people who are up on them/ they lost to. 🤡
by Kinsu ix July 1, 2021
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New Doofy

A better, more enlightened version of one's former self. Often used in the frame of Chuck Norris jokes and "Old Kanye - New Kanye" comparisons. New Doofy always has more money, class, style and wisdom than his former self.
New Doofy always has money in the banana stand. New Doofy sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
by Acoustic Cat August 25, 2022
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Fix News

The far-right junkie's daily injection of toxic fantasy and rage.
He needed it bad, needed it now! now! startin' to shake 'n where's the remote? Where is my Goddamned remote?! Ping! and oh, right there! Hannity!!... ahhhhh... there... my Fix News, okay man, rigged, fraud, reverse the election, dead voters, Venezuelan ballots and man-made covid 'cause Melania takes her mask off in the goddamned children's hospital and the kids do not get sick and die, one kleenex and so what?! not over, man, not over, second term landslide starts inauguration day... better now, so... much......... better.
by Monkey's Dad December 20, 2020
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