Jack

Usually live in Jacksonville, tend to do lots of jumping-jacks, and are the most popular among authors, as that seems to be the only name they ever use

If you are reading this, The Jack army will do nothing

by nerf_er_nuthin December 12, 2020

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he is a overweight dosser who thinks taking creatine at a young age was or is good for him both his girlfriends were rawdogged by 2 friends and he has no rizz

beth:jack tried to rizz me up today i felt very harassed

Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless

by CamTheGimp August 25, 2022

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Jack pretty good lookin he is friends with will and teayn, he is a goalie

Girl 1; who’s that hot guy
Girl 2; oh that’s jack

by I8ujuuui April 7, 2022

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When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018

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jack kurtz

A little rat who can't spell or read

Look over there that kid spells worst than jack kurtz

by Quefff January 9, 2019

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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

by Connie Bates May 13, 2016

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