Three Legged Penis

When your getting head and you have three balls.

Damn thats a nice Three Legged Penis

by SpecializedEdisonCreator January 16, 2021

Luchaut’s Penis

He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.

How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis”

by kxvin.nyg January 17, 2021

Penis

Vagina

Ur mother has a penis

by Penisinurmum January 20, 2021

Penis

pp

oh yeah look at that penis

by the litter a January 21, 2021

Pinot Penis

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

by 2skip3 January 21, 2021

Penis

A man’s genitals which can be laughed at if it’s small

Wow! Look at that small Penis!

by JimmySeggsToyMissing January 22, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021