The Butcher Of Michigan

In 2018 a series of murders struck Michigan. Bodies were found disassembled with exacting precision, leading investigators to dub the killer “The Butcher of Michigan”.

The killer has never been identified, however the only suspect has since moved to Hawaii. No charges were ever filled due to a lack of physical evidence.

Guy1 “Have you ever wondered if you could commit a murder and get away with it free and clear?”
Guy2 “Like the Butcher of Michigan? He’s in Hawaii, you could pay him a visit and ask him how he did it.”
Guy1 “No way! I’d become his latest victim!”

by Tur7le October 20, 2022

James + Michaela

The "James + Michaela" couple is the ultimate power couple. It is the couple that everyone aspires to be, simply because of the love that they show each other.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear about James + Michaela?
Person 2: Yeah, they're the ultimate power couple.

by Jammmo December 14, 2022

Do a Michael

Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.

He's going to do a Michael

by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022

National Be Nice To Michy Day

February 24th
This is the only day when u can be nice to be michymaraj. Other days you can call him mean words and be not nice to him

Hey did you know it’s National Be Nice to Michy Day?

by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023

National Be Nice to Michy day

February 25th
This is the only day u can be nice to Michymaraj. Other days he must be insulted

Hey did you know its national be nice to michy day

by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023

Riley Jade Michael

The prettiest girl ever, who will always be there for you

Riley Jade Michael is so sweet!!

by anonymous May 27, 2023

Pulling a Michael

When your Michael says some really questionable, noncey stuff.

I was hanging out with Jerry the other day and he said "We can fuck the nerdy kids, I mean nerds!" He's gotta be pulling a Michael with that one.

by JonahPeterson August 18, 2023