Runners Cock

When you have been running and you have a super sexy wife called Jess! It’s so hard not to want to have sex with her anyway but the running makes it worse

Hey Jess, help me out here I have runners cock

by Smartyboy1989 April 16, 2019

Jock Cocking

When a group of males form in a circle and start masturbating then preform brutal anal fisting

Yoooo me and the boys are going Jock Cocking tonight bro! Wanna come?

by Jewish Bacon Sauce June 4, 2019

Da COCK

When your BABE want the cock they yell DA COCK

Did you just hear melly yell Da Cock she wants to get Dick Down what a SlUt.

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

pickle cock

1.When a man replaces his penis with a pickle.

2. A penis that is shaped like a pickle

Boy- “You like what you see?”
Girl- “Ew why do you have a pickle cock?”

by Picklecockmaster24 December 29, 2017

lobster cock

An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.

-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.

by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020

cock man

i was super bored so i looked up "cock man" and was dissapointed so fine ill do it myself

ya know what i am about to do probably not i will make a defenition for "cock man" on an account for school lol

by cchnhjcbxsvsccsu September 22, 2020

Smoke cock

Given the choice, when marijuana becomes legal, to smoke a fat blunt or some cock, the person chooses to stick with smoking cock because he is a homosexual who refuses to partake in recreational drugs.

Rob: Denis, when marijuana becomes legal will you smoke a fat blunt or continue to smoke cock?

Denis: Obviously I'll smoke cock.

by G1itter May 31, 2017