Fuck the Discord Day

A day on December 18th, directly following Fuck the Owner day, in which the Owner can ping anyone without complaint

Guy 1: Did you hear that today is Fuck the Owner day?

Guy 2: Yeah, but tomorrow's the 18th, Fuck the Discord day! We're all fucked!

by AnonButNotCringe December 17, 2020

National Shrek Day

June 4th is the day where you binge watch all shrek movies. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

“Hey Billy, when is National Shrek Day?”

“Praise our lord and savior... Shrek... Shrek...Shrek”

by A_Step Chicken May 19, 2020

Where's David Day!

Where's David Day takes place on 4/20, festivities include taping up your least favorite cousin named Austin's shoes and give them to him in Christmas wrapping paper. If he moves the shoes before Where's David Day is over, it is considered a party foul and he must take a walk through a swamp.

Where's David Day! only happens once a year.

by Cody James Baker August 1, 2011

Singles Awareness Day

Valentine's Day for single people. I heard about it from a friend.

(a three way phone conversation)
Girl 1: Hi girls!
Girl 2/Single Girl: Hi!
Girl 1(to girl 2): Happy Valentine's Day!(Now directed toward Single Girl)Happy Singles Awareness Day!

by TheBlackMew February 18, 2007

Grab titty day

April 13 2018 is grab titty day

Yo today is grab titty day

by Lilog501 May 25, 2018

One Day Stand

A One day stand is a more innocent form of "one night stands," It's when you meet someone for the first time, flirt with them constantly all day, call eachother cute/pretty, hold hands, and maybe even kiss. Then you never talk to them again after that.

Person 1: "Are Julie and Zack going out?"
Person 2: "No, they kinda just had a One day stand."
Person 1: "ohhh,sucks."

by ChokeOnMyCandyCorn October 9, 2010

Seven Day Shitters

Extremely baggy pants originally worn by shepherds of the middle east while out in the fields for extended periods of time tending their flock. The style became popular in the 80's with hip-hop dancers and rap stars like M.C. Hammer.

"Check out Hammer crank'in out those moves in his seven day shitters!"

by Mike K July 29, 2008