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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
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Swing chicken

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pet chicken

Underage male homosexual used by an older homosexual.
My pet chicken is always ready for fun.
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Roticery Chicken

Person 1: dude are you learning about Roticery Chicken in geology?

Person 2: yeah you bfb.
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Brentwood chicken

Can be either a sandwich or any man named Brent. Typically the sandwich is a zesty chicken cutlet sandwich with lettuce and a spicy southern flare. The man is typically taller and looks attractive in blue jeans and shirtless.
Brentwood chicken open the door to the hotel room in his dark wash blue jeans.
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chicken nugget

chicken nuggets are made when you mash up humans into a small nugget that is fride
by B.L.T. 22 February 11, 2021
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Butt Chicken

Only the most scrumptious item at Rajshahi Indian Restaurant. Located at Shop 5/131 Henry Parry Dr, Gosford NSW 2250, Australia.
I only wished I could get some Shahi Naan with some Butt Chicken in Florida.
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