What the jan (WTJ)

What the Jan is something you say when someone does something totally crazy and you have to keep it pg.

Jan likes his chicken medium rare. What the jan (WTJ)

by bigKarel October 30, 2025

what in the package?

The ultimate expression of a boy who goes to Condado a lot and makes it his whole personality. Can also be expressed as player or as they say in Spanish "un buscapauta". You can use this term on the daily when referring to an extremly cringey, cocky bitch.

Monica: Have you seen Chad he's giving off what in the package? vibes.
Chad: Hey! I can hear you! I am not.

by okayboiiii September 27, 2021

What

What is a word commonly followed by "Ever" or "Chicken Butt".

Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that thing over there?"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "Ever, you fucking idiot."

Guy 1: "Bro, guess what happened to deez"
Guy 2: "What."
Guy 1: "Chicken Butt! I hope you drown in a puddle of liquid shit."

by Soup G December 16, 2021

what am i? a dumbass#3352

An amazing person who likes makoto!

Person 1:Have you heard of what am i? a dumbass#3352?
Person 2: YEAH OFC THEY ARE THE BEST!

by Whenhimikoisus June 11, 2021

Not what actually happened

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.

Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said

A stupid four panel meme that has many amazing parody’s, the fourth panel being replaced to a relatable game, or video, or reference:

BFDI REFERENCE:

What if you
Wanted to go to heaven
But god said
“Hey guys for a prank-“

FNAF SB REFERENCE:
What if you
Wanted to go to heaven

But god said
“Requires a lvl 4 security pass to enter”

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said ….

by XanaduIsGayForLicoriceCookie February 28, 2022

full what

When someone notices something and they say 'full what' followed by the thing that they noticed. This is quite anoying when constantly said over and over again.

full what fluro pink shirts

by nightwatchman November 20, 2007