A gay crusty rusty theater teacher who is always and his man period and can never shut his loud ass fucking mouth and has no chill he is hated by all the 6th and 7th graders
Mr b is a bitch ass whore
by Jsjsjshkh April 10, 2019
Get the Mr bmug. by Bartymew November 6, 2025
Get the Mr Le Texiermug. 
An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. A Geography teacher that tends to be very strict, and gives a ton of unnecessary homework, and believes giving out quizzes everyday is the way to go.
by Papi207 November 11, 2017
Get the mr. abbeymug. Mr Whyte touches kids in his free time, I believe that this man is a pedophile. Hide your kids, my niggas.
by Lolorator360 September 10, 2022
Get the Mr Whytemug. Some countryball youtuber with a million subscribers and balls of steel. My man made the multiverse bruh.
guy 1: Hey is that Mr Spherical
guy 2: That lame countryball youtuber? LAMEEEEE
also guy 2: why do people call it tiny its average!!!!!
guy 2: That lame countryball youtuber? LAMEEEEE
also guy 2: why do people call it tiny its average!!!!!
by C001 GUY September 12, 2022
Get the Mr Sphericalmug.