New Elgin

Biggest Free State in Britain, often confused with New York due to it also being the City that never sleeps. Also well known as Scotlands oldest man frequents this suburb for a pint, Bud Rose, aged 124.

“Have you ever visited New York to see the Free State”
“Do you mean New Elgin as it’s bigger”
“Ah yes, I mean New Elgin, i’m off there to see Bud Rose old bastard”

by hooraboy January 4, 2023

New York Pipelines

When you gangbang grandma on an abandoned railroad track at 1am on a Tuesday.

Had to help grandma travel at night due to the recent rise in New York Pipelines going around my area.

by _SirHumble January 4, 2023

New door mat

Free ticket for butt stuff when bought by your significant other for your home

My wife bought a new door mat time to pound the brown

by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023

New England hot wax

When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.

Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.

by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023

New Hampshire

A place where gay niggas reside

Noooo, he from New Hampshire

by Him2023 January 10, 2023

New born

1. Young
2. In slang a Dumb person
3. New baby

1. Oh your just a new born
2. What are you doing New born!
3. New borns are hard

by 459395 April 10, 2023

Newport News

A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.

Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?

Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack

by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023