by Milfinc November 28, 2023

by Prjislicker444 March 10, 2024

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)
Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”
by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021

The civilian equivalent of the military term "o dark thirties". Equates to the 11pm to 7am 3rd shift for businesses which run 24/7.also. Known as "graveyard shift".
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

by Will Kirkup June 2, 2020

The moment you finally realise you're not a 70 year old man with a cock as hard as a soaking wet sheet of Asda's own brand single ply toilet roll and it's really not that difficult to slide one into the girl of your dreams.
Fucking hell you absolute limp dick that was depressing. Have a word with Pele and give me a call when you're back in London.
by NotPexbo May 6, 2017
