Women Cook Wednesday

It’s the one day out of the week when Jake likes to say weird shit that doesn’t make any sense to his girlfriend

Man, I can’t wait to women cook Wednesday to my girlfriend

by E Inah Pets April 7, 2021

Wednesday

A black cat named after Wednesday Addams, who takes on the personality and characteristics of her namesake.

Anyone: “Your cat hates me.”
Me: “She hates everyone. What do you expect? She's Wednesday.”
Anyone: “But she loves you so much.”
Me: “Like I said… she's Wednesday.”

by Her Senpai His kitten May 13, 2022

hat wednesday

Hat Wednesday falls on the Wednesday prior to Thanksgiving. This holiday is celebrating by pelting Michael(s) with hats, in order to generate an appetite appropriate for the Thanksgiving holiday.

Dude, I bought like 14 hats for Hat Wednesday. Michael is going to get it this year.

by PotatoPartyPerson November 4, 2013

Wednesday

A day in a week that has the worst spelling ever

Me: Hey Brain how do you spell wednesday?

Brain: WED - NES - DAY

Me: Do i have to do it?

Brain: Yes.

by Shok The IV May 9, 2021

AJ Wednesday

A Wednesday for my gorgeous boyfriend because he fucking deserves it xx

Omg it’s AJ Wednesday everyone clap and cheer for how awesome my boyfriend is!!!

by anonymous February 8, 2024

Wednesday

The part of the week where "I'm not like other girls" act like Wednesday Addams, and millenials wear pink sarcastically and ironically. (Also a random day of the week, but no one cares Ethan.)

P1 "Ugh, its another Wednesday..."
P2 "Hey, is that Samantha, she looks like a ghost!"
Samantha "No, I'm Wednesday Addams (She binge watched the entire series last night.)

by MelonKholy December 22, 2022

Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020