Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg
I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday
by rn30 April 21, 2024
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Unnecessary Wednesday

When you go out on a Wednesday and end up drinking more than you probably should have. Part of you feels like it was not necessary but it was, otherwise you would have waited until at least Thursday.

Sometimes written (Un)necessary Wednesday.
Kate: I am so hungover. How did dinner last night turn into drinking until 1am?

Tamara: It was Unnecessary Wednesday!
by tn March 24, 2016
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Wednesday

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.
"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"
by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021
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Wednesday

The one girl from Addams Family everyone thinks they are after watching the Netflix show though previously not knowing her existence.
Girl : OMG! I remind myself of Wednesday!
Boy : Oh yeah! The one day which everyone hates cause it shows the progress of the whole week which no one wants to know and is very disappointing and depressing to experience? Definitely sounds like you.
by yuhfreaky February 13, 2023
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Wednesday

This is Wednesday. Today
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Wednesday

1: a day in the weekend
2: from the show “Wednesday” played by Jenna Ortega
3: the day you either wear pink or a Spider-Man suit and goggles.
It is Wednesday my dudes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023
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Wednesday

The absolute worst day of the week, yes even worse than Monday and Tuesday. Not because of school/work, but it’s that annoying day when all your friends spam Snapchat stories of wcw that no one gives a flying fuck about.
Me: “Hey it’s Wednesday”

Everyone else: “OMG OMG OMG WCW I LOVE YOU OMG OMG OMG!!!”
by Bsg23 April 24, 2019
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