Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020

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wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

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Ash Wednesday

Drawing a cross on your partners forehead with a shit tipped dick after anal.

Fucking my girlfriend in the ass is so spiritual for her that I bless her with an Ash Wednesday when I’m done.

by Lildeb830 July 12, 2022

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Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday

A video some Cunt made

Fresh tuna sandwich on a Wednesday is a video of some trash boys playing overwatch

by Fuck you mate March 1, 2019

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V-Neck Wednesday

When faggots wear v-necks to school or work on Wednesday.

Hey, Chad! You ready for V-Neck Wednesday?

Shut the fuck up Brad! Do I look like a faggot?

by billgatin November 14, 2010

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(Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.

Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.

Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.

by kh1985 November 22, 2021

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