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Las Vegas Steaming Massage

The act in which a person sits on another's chest and rubs their sweaty genitalia all over the others chest. In doing so you leave behind a strong musk that fills the nostrils and a nice lather that soothes the skin.
Man, she gave me the Las Vegas Steaming Massage and I've never felt more awake.
by Qwibby June 24, 2014
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tomato-vegan

A tomato-vegan is someone that doesn't eat tomatoes and never will.
Riley: Girl I had like 15 tomatoes today

Grace: *Gasps*

Riley: What?

Grace I'm a tomato-vegan!

Riley: What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Grace: I DON'T EAT TOMATOES!!! #StopTomatoCruelty

#Tomato-Vegan
Hashtag...

Riley: OK I GET IT! I'm sorry. I will never eat Tomatoes again.

Grace: OK. *hugs*
by YandereAf May 12, 2016
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Las Vegas Spritzer

An act of sexual intercourse. When one partner sprays diharrea into the other one's face; the sprayed partner then pukes the diharrea back into the original partner's asshole.
I woke up in the booth at Fun Hogs Ranch and realized I was covered in the Las Vegas Spritzer I got from the bartender the night before.
by DaizyDuke69 July 8, 2016
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Standing Vegan

Standing 69, the girl is holding the guy and tossing his salad, and he is eating her out
"Dude, that girl I slept with last night was a freak"
"Really? What happened?"
"She picked me up and started eating my ass in a 69 position! "
"Dude, she just did a standing vegan on you"
by Jerry1224 September 7, 2017
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Las Vegas pregame

Masturbating excessively in order to lower sperm count the day or two before going somewhere to potentially hook up with a chick in order to avoid knocking her up.
I'm going to Atlantic City this weekend. I should probably do some Las Vegas pregame so no "accidents" happen.
by MoistDesertStorm October 4, 2017
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Hungry vegan

When eating a girls pussy if she has a bush bite it and pull your head back at max speed to pull a few hairs out
That bitch ass nigga was eating me and he gave me a Hungry vegan
by Lance Armstrong's missing test January 12, 2018
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Pseudo-vegan

A person who eats only plant based foods most of the time, but occasionally will eat animal products and meats precariously.
The pseudo-vegan had a few buffalo wings on his trip, but returned to his vegan lifestyle when he got back from his vacation.
by Pseudo-vegan May 20, 2018
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