Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Trumpet

(Noun) Stupid American

Person 1: I am feeling sick; Should I ingest some bleach?

Person 2: Only if you are a trumpet.

Person 1: I know he cheated on me multiple times; but he swears has has changed. I should call him.
Person 2: Girl why you got to be such a trumpet

by LittleCloud October 31, 2020

Trumpet

A loud and annoying person

That guys is being such a trumpet.

by The ClaperWolf August 24, 2019

Trumpeter

The title of a world renowned idol, usually number one

“That guy? Yeah, he’s the trumpeter of our time.”

by Booooooce June 6, 2024

Trumpet

The loudest and most annoying instrument in the band. Trumpets have a sworn enemy between the clarinets and flutes. Generally loud and obnoxious and the people who play them are the same way. They can never play in tune and if something goes wrong with a performance, it was their fault. Don't be a trumpet.

Me: Dude, the trumpets are fucking up again. We haven't even played 3 measures yet.
Friend: I know, our band would be so much better without them.

by @thatnerdoverthere December 8, 2019

trumpet cookie

When you are not sure if someone is a male or female.

Look at that trumpet cookie walking down the street!

by Camokt June 16, 2016