No-No Towel

A towel used to absorb bodily fluids during sex.

Bonus points if there’s blood AND cum on it.

“Ah fuck, my roommate found the no-no towel.” - John
“Don’t worry man Derek is chill. He probably just threw it in the wash” - Jake

by Rocky 4 Lyfe September 7, 2020

Towel-Boot

Stripping down to nothing in a public area and wrapping thyself in a towel.

Larry decided to towel-boot at the local water park the other day.

by poopooheadass69 November 4, 2020

tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.

"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."

by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

towel lifter

Used ironically by a straight girl to describe a hot guy. It comes from the signal that some gay men use to indicate they are cruising and interested at a male sauna. If they have good control, they raise their towel without their hands.

*Girl sees a hot guy and turns to her female friend*
"Woah, he's a real towel lifter!"

by TL-impossibles September 17, 2013

Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.

Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex

by Timmy Bean Boy August 26, 2012

Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

duleys towel

A negative term used when calling someone a name to bring them down. A duleys towel can also be referenced as a "sperm rag" and is considered one of the most foul names to be called.

bad friend- "i totally ate the last hot pocket man, looks like youre going to have to buy more"

normal friend- "STFU you duleys towel and buy everyone more hot pockets.........bitch."

by FALAMABAM July 13, 2011