Hang the towel

When something or someone sexually arouses you, making you able to hang a towel on a boner (like on that Eren naked figurine).

Those abs made me hang the towel.

by Kerfew July 4, 2022

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Warm Towel

Similar to a Pearl Necklace, but not as splotchy. When a full sheet of cum is applied to the body without any gaps or holes (ideally rectangular in shape, but not required). Often a group effort, but can be accomplished by determined or particularly gifted individuals.

I hope you're a generous lover and gave him a Warm Towel when you finished.

by KratosElGreatos September 20, 2025

Towel Flossing

When someone flosses a towel between their legs to better dry off their nether regions.

There's nothing better than a hot shower followed by some good ol' towel flossing.

by Kind of a Joey June 7, 2023

Paper Towel Rich

When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.

Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"

Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."

Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"

by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024

alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Towel holder

A pretty girl that will hold your towel while you are out surfing.

Jenny wasn’t pretty enough to be a towel holder. She knew she was strictly an off-season girlfriend.

by Onid July 26, 2022