Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 02, 2021
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touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.
He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.
by Mike D. Scott May 08, 2006
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Out of Touch

Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
I'm waking up to fantasy
The shades all around aren't the colors we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around

You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

Oh, ohh
Ohh

Reaching out for something to hold
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
Manic moves and drowsy dreams
Or living in the middle between the two extremes
Smoking guns hot to the touch
Would cool down if we didn't
Use them so much, yeah
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Too much
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

Oh, ohh
Ohh
Ooh
Oh, ohh
Ohh (ohh)

(Out of touch, out of touch)

(Wow!) You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch

I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

You're out of touch (we're soul alone, girl)
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around (not around)
You're out of touch

I'm out of time (out of touch, out of time)
But I'm out of my head (out of touch, out of time, girl)
When you're not around

You're out of touch

Reach out for something to hold (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around (too cold, girl)
You're out of touch (too cold, girl)
I'm out of time (too cold, girl)
Yeah open eyes (not around)

You're out of touch (out of touch)
I'm out of time (out of time, out of touch)
But I'm out of my head (out of time)
When you're not around

You're out of touch

Yeah I'm out of time (time)
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
by Death Menace July 05, 2023
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Touching Green

to get women
Of course, I'm touching green I pulled Mary last week.
by Kaws Morant March 23, 2022
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ghost touch

She Gave Ben Good Top.
Ghost Touch: She Stuck It All The Way In Her Mouth
by GetTheGhostTouch November 16, 2016
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Shidas Touch

This is the opposite of the Midas touch and easier to say than "Inverse Midas". When everything you touch turns to shit, it's the Shidas Touch.
What the hell!? You sure have the Shidas touch today!

Wow. That was a serious fail. You have the Shidas Touch, kiddo.
by jgreene777 June 07, 2010
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Touch mickey

Ancient celtic game, exact origins unknown. Played almost exclusively by heterosexual males although there are some notable exceptions throughout history . The original rules now lost in the mists of time are open to interpretation and scholarly discussion.
Generally played in jest but occasionally can turn competitive see knife cock
I'll meet you in an athlone carpark for a game of touch mickeys
by Big mama mar May 06, 2020
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