Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more

Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner

by DrDryNips February 03, 2025

Chronic DA syndrome

Chronic DA (DumbAss) Syndrome, a person who is prone to being a DumbAss and doing DumbAss things

I've been diagnosed with Chronic DA syndrome offer my last skiing accident, should have realised trees don't move when yelled at

by Refunded Life March 08, 2023

Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 07, 2018

Chronic Victim

Gaslighting strategy where person A antagonizes person B and person A tells third parties about the response to the antagonization out of context.

Situation: Kyle comes home and starts punching walls screaming in the home with a contorted angry face. Becky shouts in horror and pushes Kyle out of the house and locks the door. Kyle tells third parties "I came home one day and Becky started screaming at me and used force to push me out of the house and lock me out, she is crazy and I don't feel safe around her." Kyle Chronic Victim (ed) Becky.

by Ufa1 September 15, 2022

Chronic hypercultureemia

Anyone who has this rare diseas is incredibly cultured.

Trish: I see killue
Someone: I see u are a man of culture
Trish: Ye i have Chronic hypercultureemia

by TRISH=TRASH July 23, 2020

chronic bitchless syndrome

Chronic Bitchless Syndrome, defined (in simple terms) as “the infinite failure to gain bitches, or a lackthereof.” Chronic Bitchless Syndrom (or CBS) is most common in men between the ages of 14 and 21, but can also occur in higher severity amongst those older than 21. Signs of Chronic Bitchless Syndrome include: significant periods of time spent on social media platforms such as Twitter, Discord, or Reddit, acute misogyny, general bigotry, foul aroma, poor skincare, dry or musty hair, and poor fashion sense. Scientists have yet to find a cure.

“No wonder he can’t get a date. He spends all day on Twitter, doesn’t shower, and hates women. We should get him tested for Chronic Bitchless Syndrome”

by henry the hoeless May 08, 2023